Post by brocklesnar on Jul 5, 2007 7:51:57 GMT -5
*After a match has just taken place at WCW Saturday Night, the scene opens to somewhere in the arena in what looks to be a gym, where Brock Lesnar is shown sitting on a chair with a bottle of water in his right hand, the WCW Television World title belt placed nicely right beside his right on the floor. He begins to take sips and then throws it backwards without even looking, making it go straight to the trash can. After taking a few deep breaths, Lesnar looks into the camera and begins speaking.*
"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"Now, even though I didn't have the time to do a long four-hour workout like I did about six or seven hours ago, this workout was intense, more intense than my opponent tonight, David Flair, has ever worked out or will ever work out anyway, and I've just got to tell you, Flair, if you're watching, which I know you are, then I just want to tell you that I have never been so prepared in my whole entire life and the fact is, that tonight, you're going to get your ass kicked... badly. Now, go ahead, train, workout just like I did for about fifteen or twenty or twenty-five minutes, whatever, or even the whole time you have left before our match tonight, but the fact is that you won't be able to out-prepare me nor will you be able to beat me tonight, and you know wha..."
*Just before Brock Lesnar could finish his statement, some unknown guy somewhere in the six-foot-seven, three-hundred-twenty-pound range comes up to him and starts breathing heavily. Lesnar stands up, looks up to him, and looks him dead in the eyes.*
"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"Now, who the hell are you and what the hell do you want from me? Huh? Answer me when I'm talking to you, god dámnit!"
*The guy right before Lesnar keeps on breathing heavily for a few moments, but then stops and begins to speak, Lesnar with a look of intensity in his eyes, ready to get it on if the guy is up for a fight.*
"Nobody" || Somebody ||
"Hey there, 'champ', 'Mr. Next Big Thing', whatever... Look, my name is Stan and I'm here to challenge you to an arm wrestling match, seeing as you like being 'Mr. Big Shot' and working out more intense than everybody here. So, what do you say? What's it going to be? Huh? Are you up for the challenge, 'champ'?"
"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"Hahaha. YOU think that you can just come out here, and challenge ME, 'The Next Big Thing', the UNDEFEATED WCW Television World champion, Brock Lesnar? Haha. Boy, oh boy... You REALLY have no idea what you're getting yourself into! Haha. But, YOU'RE ON! Haha. See you at the bar, b!tch! Hahaha."
*The scene then fades to the announcers' table, where "The Professor" and Mike Tenay are discussing the upcoming arm wrestling match between the current WCW Television World champion, "The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar, and... well... some guy named... Stan.*
"The Professor" || Mike Tenay ||
"WOW! Did you hear THAT, Larry!?"
"The Voice of Saturday Night" || Larry Zbysko ||
"I sure did, Mike."
"The Professor" || Mike Tenay ||
"This is... I mean, this is HUGE! There is going to be an upcoming arm wrestling match between the current WCW Television World champion, 'The Next Big Thing' Brock Lesnar, and... well... some guy named... Stan, and Larry, I just can't wait!"
"The Voice of Saturday Night" || Larry Zbysko ||
"Oh yeah... me neither!"
"The Professor" || Mike Tenay ||
"So, folks, stay tuned with us as this special edition, the LAST one, I might add, of WCW Saturday Night continues and we'll try to get some cameras at the local bar as we head into another commercial break!"
*The scene then fades to a commercial break and five minutes later, the scene comes back and opens up to focus on the fans, all cheering out loud, some even holding signs as you can hear Mike Tenay speaking through their loud cheers.*
"The Professor" || Mike Tenay ||
"Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. We've got some cameras in the back at the arena's local bar, so let's take you backstage, where Brock Lesnar and his new 'friend', Stan, are supposed to be having an arm wrestling match to see who has the bigger and the better muscles of those two, and even though Stan is a few inches taller than Brock and out-weighs him by maybe sixty or seventy-pounds, my money is on 'The Next Big Thing'!"
*After those comments from WCW Saturday Night commentator, "The Professor" Mike Tenay, the scene then opens backstage to the local arena bar, where Brock Lesnar and... Stan are just about arm wrestle on a table. A waiter at the bar, you can tell by his fancy clothes, is the referee, and once he says, "Go!", Brock Lesnar immediately puts down Stan, who after what happened slaps Lesnar right across the face, causing Lesnar to stand up. Stan does the same as well and shoves the table over with his left hand.*
"Some Guy Named" || Stan ||
"Nobody beats me in an arm wrestling match! NOBODY! Nobo..."
*Just before Stan could finish saying "NOBODY!" for the second time in a row, Brock punches him right to the temple, knocking Stan out cold and sending him to the floor.*
"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"Well, that just works out perfectly, because nobody slaps ME! You just can't accept the fact that you lost to the better man. You're PATHETIC!"
*Lesnar walks off, as everybody in the bar looks on, including the waiter, who was also the referee for the arm wrestling match between Brock Lesnar and Stan, which Lesnar won in about two seconds, and after about thirty seconds, Stan gets to gain his consciousness back and begins to mumble to the waiter.*
"Some Guy Named" || Stan ||
"Did he say something?"
"The Referee" || Waiter ||
"Yeah. You just can't accept the fact that you lost to the better man. You're pathe..."
*Stan then gets up, roars, and begins to punch the waiter and security comes in to save the day as the scene fades to the announce table, where both announcers are shown laughing at what just happened.*
"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"Now, even though I didn't have the time to do a long four-hour workout like I did about six or seven hours ago, this workout was intense, more intense than my opponent tonight, David Flair, has ever worked out or will ever work out anyway, and I've just got to tell you, Flair, if you're watching, which I know you are, then I just want to tell you that I have never been so prepared in my whole entire life and the fact is, that tonight, you're going to get your ass kicked... badly. Now, go ahead, train, workout just like I did for about fifteen or twenty or twenty-five minutes, whatever, or even the whole time you have left before our match tonight, but the fact is that you won't be able to out-prepare me nor will you be able to beat me tonight, and you know wha..."
*Just before Brock Lesnar could finish his statement, some unknown guy somewhere in the six-foot-seven, three-hundred-twenty-pound range comes up to him and starts breathing heavily. Lesnar stands up, looks up to him, and looks him dead in the eyes.*
"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"Now, who the hell are you and what the hell do you want from me? Huh? Answer me when I'm talking to you, god dámnit!"
*The guy right before Lesnar keeps on breathing heavily for a few moments, but then stops and begins to speak, Lesnar with a look of intensity in his eyes, ready to get it on if the guy is up for a fight.*
"Nobody" || Somebody ||
"Hey there, 'champ', 'Mr. Next Big Thing', whatever... Look, my name is Stan and I'm here to challenge you to an arm wrestling match, seeing as you like being 'Mr. Big Shot' and working out more intense than everybody here. So, what do you say? What's it going to be? Huh? Are you up for the challenge, 'champ'?"
"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"Hahaha. YOU think that you can just come out here, and challenge ME, 'The Next Big Thing', the UNDEFEATED WCW Television World champion, Brock Lesnar? Haha. Boy, oh boy... You REALLY have no idea what you're getting yourself into! Haha. But, YOU'RE ON! Haha. See you at the bar, b!tch! Hahaha."
*The scene then fades to the announcers' table, where "The Professor" and Mike Tenay are discussing the upcoming arm wrestling match between the current WCW Television World champion, "The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar, and... well... some guy named... Stan.*
"The Professor" || Mike Tenay ||
"WOW! Did you hear THAT, Larry!?"
"The Voice of Saturday Night" || Larry Zbysko ||
"I sure did, Mike."
"The Professor" || Mike Tenay ||
"This is... I mean, this is HUGE! There is going to be an upcoming arm wrestling match between the current WCW Television World champion, 'The Next Big Thing' Brock Lesnar, and... well... some guy named... Stan, and Larry, I just can't wait!"
"The Voice of Saturday Night" || Larry Zbysko ||
"Oh yeah... me neither!"
"The Professor" || Mike Tenay ||
"So, folks, stay tuned with us as this special edition, the LAST one, I might add, of WCW Saturday Night continues and we'll try to get some cameras at the local bar as we head into another commercial break!"
*The scene then fades to a commercial break and five minutes later, the scene comes back and opens up to focus on the fans, all cheering out loud, some even holding signs as you can hear Mike Tenay speaking through their loud cheers.*
"The Professor" || Mike Tenay ||
"Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. We've got some cameras in the back at the arena's local bar, so let's take you backstage, where Brock Lesnar and his new 'friend', Stan, are supposed to be having an arm wrestling match to see who has the bigger and the better muscles of those two, and even though Stan is a few inches taller than Brock and out-weighs him by maybe sixty or seventy-pounds, my money is on 'The Next Big Thing'!"
*After those comments from WCW Saturday Night commentator, "The Professor" Mike Tenay, the scene then opens backstage to the local arena bar, where Brock Lesnar and... Stan are just about arm wrestle on a table. A waiter at the bar, you can tell by his fancy clothes, is the referee, and once he says, "Go!", Brock Lesnar immediately puts down Stan, who after what happened slaps Lesnar right across the face, causing Lesnar to stand up. Stan does the same as well and shoves the table over with his left hand.*
"Some Guy Named" || Stan ||
"Nobody beats me in an arm wrestling match! NOBODY! Nobo..."
*Just before Stan could finish saying "NOBODY!" for the second time in a row, Brock punches him right to the temple, knocking Stan out cold and sending him to the floor.*
"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"Well, that just works out perfectly, because nobody slaps ME! You just can't accept the fact that you lost to the better man. You're PATHETIC!"
*Lesnar walks off, as everybody in the bar looks on, including the waiter, who was also the referee for the arm wrestling match between Brock Lesnar and Stan, which Lesnar won in about two seconds, and after about thirty seconds, Stan gets to gain his consciousness back and begins to mumble to the waiter.*
"Some Guy Named" || Stan ||
"Did he say something?"
"The Referee" || Waiter ||
"Yeah. You just can't accept the fact that you lost to the better man. You're pathe..."
*Stan then gets up, roars, and begins to punch the waiter and security comes in to save the day as the scene fades to the announce table, where both announcers are shown laughing at what just happened.*
