Post by "Hollywood" Howie Banks on Jul 4, 2007 14:05:22 GMT -5
The scene opens up backstage at the WCW Saturday Night event, "Hollywood" Howie Banks is standing in front of a camera as his body guard Jeeves is standing there with a microphone. They just stand there not saying anything for quite awhile. The silence is finally broken as Jeeves gets in front of Banks and begins to speak aloud as he looks really close into the camera view that pans around the two of them and finally sets in. Jeeves takes a deep breath, clears his throat and begins to talk.
Jeeves: "So, is this thing working?" Banks hit's him as he replies back...
Banks: "Yes you dumba$$! Now let's start already for f*ck sakes!"
Jeeves steps back a few feet from the camera, dusting his clothing off as he begins to finally start the interview with his client.
Jeeves: "Hello ladies and gentleman... This past Sunday at The Great American Bash, we seen some pretty disappointing things."
Banks nods his head in agreement as he begins to jump up and down just keeping his body in motion and fresh for his match up.
Banks: "We sure did, Jeeves. Like the disappointment of watching Brock Lesnar become the WCW World Television Champion."
He smirks at the camera as Jeeves laughs aloud and Banks continues...
Banks: "Was good to see Teddy Hart getting what he had coming to him already though. I mean, if Lesnar couldn't get the job done, I would of!"
He smiles as Jeeves motions his hand and signals to Banks that he would like to talk again.
Jeeves: "And that Balls Mahoney guy, wow... he sure does suck balls!"
They both begin to laugh as Jeeves just continues to make fun while Banks walks off the camera angle...
Jeeves: "Balls Mahoney really has no balls at all. He's nothing compared to Mr. Hollywood over here, I am talking about the one, the only... Howie Banks!"
He begins to clap as Banks returns back into the room.
Banks: "Thanks, Jeeves."
Jeeves then gives him the microphone as he walks off the camera.
Banks: "At The Great American Bash you all witnessed Balls Mahoney eating his own words. Over the last little while he's talked about me being this newcomer, me being another wannabe, me being not who I say I am... Well Balls, you definitely ate your own balls that night didn't you?"
Banks chuckles aloud...
Banks: "But enough about you Mahoney, it's time to move on, to more important things, more better things."
He pauses.
Banks: "Rampage! Come Saturday Night, when we step into that WCW ring, it will be your lucky day my friend!"
He has a sick smile on his face.
Banks: "Because come WCW Saturday Night, I will show the world... why it is, you are nothing but a god d**n joke! And a god d**n jobber! I will also show the world why it is that I am better than you and why it is, that I am not good but great! Now if you don't mind, f*ck off, there's business to take care of, showbusiness....... that is!"
He winks to the camera and then drops the microphone, he walks off...
The scene fades.
Jeeves: "So, is this thing working?" Banks hit's him as he replies back...
Banks: "Yes you dumba$$! Now let's start already for f*ck sakes!"
Jeeves steps back a few feet from the camera, dusting his clothing off as he begins to finally start the interview with his client.
Jeeves: "Hello ladies and gentleman... This past Sunday at The Great American Bash, we seen some pretty disappointing things."
Banks nods his head in agreement as he begins to jump up and down just keeping his body in motion and fresh for his match up.
Banks: "We sure did, Jeeves. Like the disappointment of watching Brock Lesnar become the WCW World Television Champion."
He smirks at the camera as Jeeves laughs aloud and Banks continues...
Banks: "Was good to see Teddy Hart getting what he had coming to him already though. I mean, if Lesnar couldn't get the job done, I would of!"
He smiles as Jeeves motions his hand and signals to Banks that he would like to talk again.
Jeeves: "And that Balls Mahoney guy, wow... he sure does suck balls!"
They both begin to laugh as Jeeves just continues to make fun while Banks walks off the camera angle...
Jeeves: "Balls Mahoney really has no balls at all. He's nothing compared to Mr. Hollywood over here, I am talking about the one, the only... Howie Banks!"
He begins to clap as Banks returns back into the room.
Banks: "Thanks, Jeeves."
Jeeves then gives him the microphone as he walks off the camera.
Banks: "At The Great American Bash you all witnessed Balls Mahoney eating his own words. Over the last little while he's talked about me being this newcomer, me being another wannabe, me being not who I say I am... Well Balls, you definitely ate your own balls that night didn't you?"
Banks chuckles aloud...
Banks: "But enough about you Mahoney, it's time to move on, to more important things, more better things."
He pauses.
Banks: "Rampage! Come Saturday Night, when we step into that WCW ring, it will be your lucky day my friend!"
He has a sick smile on his face.
Banks: "Because come WCW Saturday Night, I will show the world... why it is, you are nothing but a god d**n joke! And a god d**n jobber! I will also show the world why it is that I am better than you and why it is, that I am not good but great! Now if you don't mind, f*ck off, there's business to take care of, showbusiness....... that is!"
He winks to the camera and then drops the microphone, he walks off...
The scene fades.