Post by brocklesnar on Jul 4, 2007 10:59:54 GMT -5
*The scene opens backstage, where once again, the WCW Television World champion and "The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar is shown sitting on the bench of his locker room. It seems as if nothing has changed since the fans watching WCW Saturday Night live first saw him, everything in the same exact place, including the title up on the cupboard, but this time, Brock Lesnar is getting ready for his match, taping up his wrists and lacing up his boots, knowing that his opponent, David Flair, has shown up tonight. Once he's done, he looks into the camera with the same old look of intensity up on his face and begins speaking.*
"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"So, I see that my opponent... and now guranteed victim for tonight, David Flair, has decided to show his face and take his beating like a man. Well, I respect that, and to tell you the truth, David, I'm so very glad that you DID show up because at this time, I would like nothing more than to just manhandle you in the ring and kick your ass, especially since you're whining about the way you lost the match, by me rolling you up with a handful of tights. Well, that was the past and this is now, the present, so deal with it, because the way I see it, I beat you at your own game. They say you've been trained by the best technical wrestler of all time, your dad, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, which is something that you can be proud of, and he's the dirtiest player in the game, so I beat you at your own game... with a handful of tights and a roll-up, something you and your dad are EXPERTS at, bud admit it, Flair, I outsmarted you that night and you know it, and that's the very reason that you decided to whine about it, because you've been embarassed. Well, you better get used to it, boy, because tonight, I'm going to embarass you a hell of a lot worse, but don't worry... you see, tonight, I'm not going to embarass you at YOUR own game by rolling you up and cheating to steal the victory... no, no... tonight, I'm going to embarass you in a WHOLE different way, in a VERY, very different way... tonight, I'm going to embarass you by kicking the crap out of you, by beating the holy hell out of you, and if you want to deny that fact, then go ahead, but it's YOU that's going to pay for it tonight and it's YOU that's going to find out once again that there is no denying 'The Next Big Thing' Brock Lesnar!"
*Brock takes a pause as you can hear almost every single fan in the arena tonight cheer and chant chants of "Lesnar!" out loud, even if they are in a totally different place.*
"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"You see, it's like I said earlier on tonight and it's like I say to all of my opponents each and every week that have then later fallen at my feet - I want you to get ready for OFF THA HOOK PAIN and I want you to get ready for it good, because that's exactly what you're going to experience here tonight in that very ring on the very LAST edition of WCW Saturday Night! That's right, folks, I broke it to you - this is the very last edition of WCW Saturday Night, so I want all of you to just sit back and watch me beat the holy hell out of David Flair in not only the main event of the evening, but also in what will be the last match of WCW Saturday Night ever! Or, at least, until the president of WCW, Eric Bischoff, will want to re-open it again, but I can assure you folks that that's going to be a LONG, long time to come, so all I'm asking you is to enjoy it. Thank you. Now that we all have that out of the way, it's time to get back to my match with David Flair. Now, where was I? Oh, yes. You see, Flair, you can ramble your mouth all you want about FINALLY dethroning 'The Next Big Thing' Brock Lesnar of his three-and-o undefeated winning streak, but the fact of the matter is this - nobody, and I mean nobody, including you, has been able to do that so far, as everybody that has attempted, including you, has fallen before my very feet, and that's going to be the exact same thing tonight, when I beat you in the middle of that ring for the second consecutive time on Saturday Night, and also the last time on Saturday Night, since it's closing down, but hey, you gotta get as much out of it as you can. Haha. But, the only difference is, Flair, that tonight, it's going to be much, much worse and I DO promise you that and you can have my word that it WILL indeed happen, and there is nothing in the world... or in the whole d**n universe that can change that, and you can bet your ass on that because I guaran-d**n-tee it to you, I guaran-d**n-tee it to me, I guaran-d**n-tee it to all the wrestling fans here in this arena tonight and the ones watching at home, and I guaran-d**n-tee it to the whole world... I guaran-d**n-tee that tonight, David Flair, YOUR ASS IS MINE!"
*Brock stares into the camera with the biggest look of intensity that he has shown tonight, or any other night for that matter, and arguably, the biggest look of intensity that ANY WCW Superstar in the history of World Championship wrestling has shown as the scene fades to the announce table, where "The Professor" Mike Tenay and "The Voice of Saturday Night" Larry Zbysko are disussing the non-title main event bout between David Flair and "The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar.*
"The Voice of Saturday Night" || Larry Zbysko ||
"Wow! Did you hear that, Mike!? The man that has rightfully earned the nicknames 'The Next Big Thing' and 'Champ' by winning the Television Title Tournament seems VERY confident, even MORE confident than he did the last time he faced David Flair, because he said that this time, he would hurt him much, much worse and to tell you the truth, Mike, by the look of intensity in his eyes, he got me convinced, too! My prediction is that tonight, the WCW Television World champion and 'The Next Big Thing' Brock Lesnar will walk out victorious! Say whatever you want about David Flair, but that's my prediction."
"The Professor" || Mike Tenay ||
"Well, 'The Next Big Thing' Brock Lesnar sure does seem confident, no doubt about it, but in no way can you discount or look past the abilities of the son of the legendary 'Nature Boy' Ric Flair, and I am talking about none other than Brock Lesnar's opponent tonight, David Flair, and even though he got beat by Brock Lesnar two weeks ago, there is no denying the fact that it was a very back-and-forth kind of match, and Brock Lesnar got the victory by cheating, with a roll-up and a handful of tights, so who knows what will happen tonight in the middle of this very ring when these two great athletes collide in just one squared circle in the main event? What's my prediction? I don't have one, because the way I see it, these athletes are evenly matched, even though with a lot of different attributes than each other, and anything can happen on WCW Saturday Night!"
"The Voice of Saturday Night" || Larry Zbysko ||
"No doubt about it, but I'm standing by my pick, Brock Lesnar, not only because he defeated David Flair two weeks ago, but also because in my opinion, he is the most dominating man... or monster, for that matter, to ever have stepped foot in WCW, never the less, a squared circle, so this match should be interesting, when we combine the power and the background of 'The Next Big Thing' Brock Lesnar to the quickness and the cleverness of one David Flair!"
"The Professor" || Mike Tenay ||
"No doubt about that, Larry. Oh, and folks, like it was broken to you first by the WCW Television World champion, Brock Lesnar, the man that's going to face off against David Flair in a non-title main event bout tonight, tonight is the last-ever edition of WCW Saturday Night, so enjoy what's left of it as we move on! Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be right back after this commercial break, so stay tuned for the last-ever edition of WCW Saturday Night!"
*Mike Tenay stops speaking as both he and Larry Zbysko nod their heads and the scene fades to a commercial advertisement for Nike shoes.*
"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"So, I see that my opponent... and now guranteed victim for tonight, David Flair, has decided to show his face and take his beating like a man. Well, I respect that, and to tell you the truth, David, I'm so very glad that you DID show up because at this time, I would like nothing more than to just manhandle you in the ring and kick your ass, especially since you're whining about the way you lost the match, by me rolling you up with a handful of tights. Well, that was the past and this is now, the present, so deal with it, because the way I see it, I beat you at your own game. They say you've been trained by the best technical wrestler of all time, your dad, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, which is something that you can be proud of, and he's the dirtiest player in the game, so I beat you at your own game... with a handful of tights and a roll-up, something you and your dad are EXPERTS at, bud admit it, Flair, I outsmarted you that night and you know it, and that's the very reason that you decided to whine about it, because you've been embarassed. Well, you better get used to it, boy, because tonight, I'm going to embarass you a hell of a lot worse, but don't worry... you see, tonight, I'm not going to embarass you at YOUR own game by rolling you up and cheating to steal the victory... no, no... tonight, I'm going to embarass you in a WHOLE different way, in a VERY, very different way... tonight, I'm going to embarass you by kicking the crap out of you, by beating the holy hell out of you, and if you want to deny that fact, then go ahead, but it's YOU that's going to pay for it tonight and it's YOU that's going to find out once again that there is no denying 'The Next Big Thing' Brock Lesnar!"
*Brock takes a pause as you can hear almost every single fan in the arena tonight cheer and chant chants of "Lesnar!" out loud, even if they are in a totally different place.*
"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"You see, it's like I said earlier on tonight and it's like I say to all of my opponents each and every week that have then later fallen at my feet - I want you to get ready for OFF THA HOOK PAIN and I want you to get ready for it good, because that's exactly what you're going to experience here tonight in that very ring on the very LAST edition of WCW Saturday Night! That's right, folks, I broke it to you - this is the very last edition of WCW Saturday Night, so I want all of you to just sit back and watch me beat the holy hell out of David Flair in not only the main event of the evening, but also in what will be the last match of WCW Saturday Night ever! Or, at least, until the president of WCW, Eric Bischoff, will want to re-open it again, but I can assure you folks that that's going to be a LONG, long time to come, so all I'm asking you is to enjoy it. Thank you. Now that we all have that out of the way, it's time to get back to my match with David Flair. Now, where was I? Oh, yes. You see, Flair, you can ramble your mouth all you want about FINALLY dethroning 'The Next Big Thing' Brock Lesnar of his three-and-o undefeated winning streak, but the fact of the matter is this - nobody, and I mean nobody, including you, has been able to do that so far, as everybody that has attempted, including you, has fallen before my very feet, and that's going to be the exact same thing tonight, when I beat you in the middle of that ring for the second consecutive time on Saturday Night, and also the last time on Saturday Night, since it's closing down, but hey, you gotta get as much out of it as you can. Haha. But, the only difference is, Flair, that tonight, it's going to be much, much worse and I DO promise you that and you can have my word that it WILL indeed happen, and there is nothing in the world... or in the whole d**n universe that can change that, and you can bet your ass on that because I guaran-d**n-tee it to you, I guaran-d**n-tee it to me, I guaran-d**n-tee it to all the wrestling fans here in this arena tonight and the ones watching at home, and I guaran-d**n-tee it to the whole world... I guaran-d**n-tee that tonight, David Flair, YOUR ASS IS MINE!"
*Brock stares into the camera with the biggest look of intensity that he has shown tonight, or any other night for that matter, and arguably, the biggest look of intensity that ANY WCW Superstar in the history of World Championship wrestling has shown as the scene fades to the announce table, where "The Professor" Mike Tenay and "The Voice of Saturday Night" Larry Zbysko are disussing the non-title main event bout between David Flair and "The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar.*
"The Voice of Saturday Night" || Larry Zbysko ||
"Wow! Did you hear that, Mike!? The man that has rightfully earned the nicknames 'The Next Big Thing' and 'Champ' by winning the Television Title Tournament seems VERY confident, even MORE confident than he did the last time he faced David Flair, because he said that this time, he would hurt him much, much worse and to tell you the truth, Mike, by the look of intensity in his eyes, he got me convinced, too! My prediction is that tonight, the WCW Television World champion and 'The Next Big Thing' Brock Lesnar will walk out victorious! Say whatever you want about David Flair, but that's my prediction."
"The Professor" || Mike Tenay ||
"Well, 'The Next Big Thing' Brock Lesnar sure does seem confident, no doubt about it, but in no way can you discount or look past the abilities of the son of the legendary 'Nature Boy' Ric Flair, and I am talking about none other than Brock Lesnar's opponent tonight, David Flair, and even though he got beat by Brock Lesnar two weeks ago, there is no denying the fact that it was a very back-and-forth kind of match, and Brock Lesnar got the victory by cheating, with a roll-up and a handful of tights, so who knows what will happen tonight in the middle of this very ring when these two great athletes collide in just one squared circle in the main event? What's my prediction? I don't have one, because the way I see it, these athletes are evenly matched, even though with a lot of different attributes than each other, and anything can happen on WCW Saturday Night!"
"The Voice of Saturday Night" || Larry Zbysko ||
"No doubt about it, but I'm standing by my pick, Brock Lesnar, not only because he defeated David Flair two weeks ago, but also because in my opinion, he is the most dominating man... or monster, for that matter, to ever have stepped foot in WCW, never the less, a squared circle, so this match should be interesting, when we combine the power and the background of 'The Next Big Thing' Brock Lesnar to the quickness and the cleverness of one David Flair!"
"The Professor" || Mike Tenay ||
"No doubt about that, Larry. Oh, and folks, like it was broken to you first by the WCW Television World champion, Brock Lesnar, the man that's going to face off against David Flair in a non-title main event bout tonight, tonight is the last-ever edition of WCW Saturday Night, so enjoy what's left of it as we move on! Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be right back after this commercial break, so stay tuned for the last-ever edition of WCW Saturday Night!"
*Mike Tenay stops speaking as both he and Larry Zbysko nod their heads and the scene fades to a commercial advertisement for Nike shoes.*
