Post by Big Balls! on Jun 22, 2007 10:42:41 GMT -5
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(((WCW Saturday night returns back as we’ve heard from many Saturday night superstars. We are now taken backstage to one of th weirdest edditoins of WCW! We are then taken back to Balls Mahoney who is sitting around backstage. Of course…all alone, and stranded in the back!)))
“WCW…its been around for many years. But with in those years we have had ourselves many champions. With in those champions there have been very few who could with stand to the top and hold there own ground. Here in Saturday night I do just that! Tonight there are three little misfits that will be falling in to the shadows of failure. Three… little misfits are going in tonight thinking its almost over..They have done it. They have gotten to Round Two! Now, good job kiddies.. But after tonight you will go NO WHERE!
Because tonight is the night that balls Mahoney shows his dominance. Tonight I’m going in with a victory from last week and I will be heading to the Great American bash with another victory. On my way to getting another one as I soon become the WCW Television world champion! And there’s simply no one that can say the same!
Teddy hart, a kid who has grown up around wrestling. A kid that is looking to shine. He’s looking to finally get his big break. Teddy are you ready? Can you honestly say that you are? Do you know what is in your future? I sure do…Tonight teddy you will indeed be leaving here a loser. Just like the rest of your family. Do you have what it takes to take on someone with my style? Do I think you do? Well, hart….you DON’T. Have you ever had even a moment of the extreme style that I live in? You haven’t teddy hart. Because its something you would NEVER be able to with stand. Tonight I will show you just that.
Howie…Banks. Just like teddy hart you are new to the business. You are most likely wanting to make a name for yourself. But someone like Balls Mahoney..I’m no one to mess with. If you think you have any chance of going on to the Great American Bash to contend for the title. Then kid you have another thing coming! Just like Hart…You will wind up realizing that you do not have what it takes to compete with BALLS MAHONEY!!!”
(((Mahoney takes a breath while looking around for a moment….)))
“The other one….Ted Dibiase Junior…What is this Sperm convention? WCW Management is beginning to sign some of the younger pricks..Thats fine and dandy but what you boys are going to have to realize is that I am no Devon storm or Brock lesnar. Tonight you face someone that HAS done it all. You face someone that will continue to do it all. Tonight boys you face balls Mahoney. By the end of the night all your going to hear is BALLS! BALLS! BALLS!
All three of you…ask your selves this question…Do you have the Balls that it takes to take out BIG BALLS, BALLS MAHONEY??”
(((The scene then begins to fade away off to a commercial break!)))