Post by "Hollywood" Howie Banks on Jun 19, 2007 14:38:06 GMT -5
As 'Hollywood' Howie Banks drove down the highway towards the next WCW Saturday Night event... he turned on the radio and came to find an interesting song on the radio. As he began listening in, he had pulled off the highway and up the exit ramp. The music had a good sound too it. The beat was on key always and must of had a great drummer and guitar player. The song was 'Coming Undone' by the band Korn. As he listened too it, he began remembering listening too it, a song in which one of his ex-girlfriend's before he met his super model wife had listened too.
As he continued listening too it, he pulled up to his headquarters office in Hollywood, California where he had set up his accounting branch. As he got to the building he parked his car in the parking lot. He stopped the engine, got out and began walking towards the front doors of the place. He opened the door and walked through. He walked by the main office desk and to his own. He took a key out of his gray dress pants. He put it in the key hole and turned the knob. As he opened the door, the song that was on the radio earlier came back into his mind.
Howie sat down in his office chair and just vegged out for a bit. He boot his feet up on the table and kind of tilted his chair back. He looked up to the roof as he was wearing a white and gold tie with the gray dress pants, gray dress coat and white inner dress shirt as well as his black dress shoes to finish off the combination. Not to forget his gold watch, gold bracelet, gold earrings, gold necklace chain and the display case in which he is hoping to put his WCW World Television Championship in if he wins it.
He had two of them and held the real one inside of that case. It was his first World Championship ever in any wrestling organization. After wrestling for almost 6 years now, he finally got what he'd been working so hard for all his career. 'Hollywood' Howie Banks was so close to being finally on top and he couldn't believe it. He really did it though and he deserves to be the top man in World Championship Wrestling no doubt.
As he looked up to the roof, he all of a sudden took his feet down off the desk and took his eyes off the roof. He then sat normally in his office chair as he looked forward sitting there with his back up straight and his face even as well. He began to speak aloud in his office room, trying to make sense of some things, and as he said some things, the lyrics from the song, 'Coming Undone' by Korn came back to his mind. He closes his eyes...
All of a sudden he is interrupted by the sound of his door thudding off the wall. He opens his eyes real fast, looks up and see's his body guard Jeeves standing there. He has his hands lunged out and he then raises them high as he is saying something. Banks is still lost in the moment and still day dreaming, he is still listening to the song in his head, that drowns out anything that anybody says to him. Jeeves then speaks even louder, as he shouts aloud Howie's office until he gets his attention.
Jeeves: "HEY TATERNUTS!" He shouts as Howie wakes up and looks at him and is no longer in any fazes.
Jeeves: "Yeah, I'm talkin' to you!"
Howie begins to sit up from his chair and finally gets back to a standing point.
Banks: "Whoa, sorry dude... I was... I don't know..."
Jeeves chuckles.
Jeeves: "Having a sexy dream about Eric Bischoff?"
He can't help but laugh as Banks begins to walk towards him.
Banks: "Nope, not at all."
Jeeves: "Yeah right!"
Banks punches him in the stomach. Jeeves makes a noise.
Banks: "I wasn't..."
They then begin to walk outside of Howie's office. He begins to speak aloud.
Banks: "You know Jeeves... this match coming up against Ted Dibiase Jr. Balls Mahoney and Teddy Hart might not be as easy as you'd think it would be..." He pauses but then continues... "On one hand we got a man who's the son of Ted Dibiase, then we got this Balls Mahoney guy who's like this insane freak who swings around chairs and only wishes he could look as good as me, then you got Teddy Hart who's quite talented from what I've heard... so I don't -"
Before he could continue Jeeves spoke up.
Jeeves: "If I remember correctly, you are the man around here, am I right?" Banks nods. "So why the hell do you care who your facing?" Banks shrugs. "Right, so don't worry so much. You know your the money around here, you know you can back up your sh*t and you know your the next WCW World Television Champion - period."
Banks smiles.
Banks: "Thanks, Jeeves."
Jeeves pats him on the back... Jeeves: "No problem man."
They begin to leave the offices as Banks finishes up...
Banks: "You know, you're right, Jeeves. Now don't take that the wrong way and get soft on me, but you're right. I mean, Ted Dibiase Jr. is spitting out more then he can chew already by saying what he is and what he's going to do. Instead of just shutting up and getting in the ring. I mean, he ACTUALLY thinks he stands a chance against me. He believes all that hype he's been talking as of late. First he tells us all he's got skills, the looks and all of that jank ass lies, and then he tries to say he is gonna beat me and move on into the finals for the WCW World Television Title... so this week on Saturday Night Wrestling, right live and up front on WCW... I plan to not only win this match, but kick the ever living crap out of that punk ass b*tch!"
They begin to walk outside in the nice sunny weather...
Banks: "Now if you don't mind, you can all just f*ck right off, cause I got work to do and business to attend too. Show business....... that is!"
He winks to the camera and him and Jeeves continue to walk down the sidewalk towards Howie's car.
The scene fades.
As he continued listening too it, he pulled up to his headquarters office in Hollywood, California where he had set up his accounting branch. As he got to the building he parked his car in the parking lot. He stopped the engine, got out and began walking towards the front doors of the place. He opened the door and walked through. He walked by the main office desk and to his own. He took a key out of his gray dress pants. He put it in the key hole and turned the knob. As he opened the door, the song that was on the radio earlier came back into his mind.
Howie sat down in his office chair and just vegged out for a bit. He boot his feet up on the table and kind of tilted his chair back. He looked up to the roof as he was wearing a white and gold tie with the gray dress pants, gray dress coat and white inner dress shirt as well as his black dress shoes to finish off the combination. Not to forget his gold watch, gold bracelet, gold earrings, gold necklace chain and the display case in which he is hoping to put his WCW World Television Championship in if he wins it.
He had two of them and held the real one inside of that case. It was his first World Championship ever in any wrestling organization. After wrestling for almost 6 years now, he finally got what he'd been working so hard for all his career. 'Hollywood' Howie Banks was so close to being finally on top and he couldn't believe it. He really did it though and he deserves to be the top man in World Championship Wrestling no doubt.
As he looked up to the roof, he all of a sudden took his feet down off the desk and took his eyes off the roof. He then sat normally in his office chair as he looked forward sitting there with his back up straight and his face even as well. He began to speak aloud in his office room, trying to make sense of some things, and as he said some things, the lyrics from the song, 'Coming Undone' by Korn came back to his mind. He closes his eyes...
All of a sudden he is interrupted by the sound of his door thudding off the wall. He opens his eyes real fast, looks up and see's his body guard Jeeves standing there. He has his hands lunged out and he then raises them high as he is saying something. Banks is still lost in the moment and still day dreaming, he is still listening to the song in his head, that drowns out anything that anybody says to him. Jeeves then speaks even louder, as he shouts aloud Howie's office until he gets his attention.
Jeeves: "HEY TATERNUTS!" He shouts as Howie wakes up and looks at him and is no longer in any fazes.
Jeeves: "Yeah, I'm talkin' to you!"
Howie begins to sit up from his chair and finally gets back to a standing point.
Banks: "Whoa, sorry dude... I was... I don't know..."
Jeeves chuckles.
Jeeves: "Having a sexy dream about Eric Bischoff?"
He can't help but laugh as Banks begins to walk towards him.
Banks: "Nope, not at all."
Jeeves: "Yeah right!"
Banks punches him in the stomach. Jeeves makes a noise.
Banks: "I wasn't..."
They then begin to walk outside of Howie's office. He begins to speak aloud.
Banks: "You know Jeeves... this match coming up against Ted Dibiase Jr. Balls Mahoney and Teddy Hart might not be as easy as you'd think it would be..." He pauses but then continues... "On one hand we got a man who's the son of Ted Dibiase, then we got this Balls Mahoney guy who's like this insane freak who swings around chairs and only wishes he could look as good as me, then you got Teddy Hart who's quite talented from what I've heard... so I don't -"
Before he could continue Jeeves spoke up.
Jeeves: "If I remember correctly, you are the man around here, am I right?" Banks nods. "So why the hell do you care who your facing?" Banks shrugs. "Right, so don't worry so much. You know your the money around here, you know you can back up your sh*t and you know your the next WCW World Television Champion - period."
Banks smiles.
Banks: "Thanks, Jeeves."
Jeeves pats him on the back... Jeeves: "No problem man."
They begin to leave the offices as Banks finishes up...
Banks: "You know, you're right, Jeeves. Now don't take that the wrong way and get soft on me, but you're right. I mean, Ted Dibiase Jr. is spitting out more then he can chew already by saying what he is and what he's going to do. Instead of just shutting up and getting in the ring. I mean, he ACTUALLY thinks he stands a chance against me. He believes all that hype he's been talking as of late. First he tells us all he's got skills, the looks and all of that jank ass lies, and then he tries to say he is gonna beat me and move on into the finals for the WCW World Television Title... so this week on Saturday Night Wrestling, right live and up front on WCW... I plan to not only win this match, but kick the ever living crap out of that punk ass b*tch!"
They begin to walk outside in the nice sunny weather...
Banks: "Now if you don't mind, you can all just f*ck right off, cause I got work to do and business to attend too. Show business....... that is!"
He winks to the camera and him and Jeeves continue to walk down the sidewalk towards Howie's car.
The scene fades.