Sweet Pamela

[David Flair]

WCW Saturday Night fades into the backstage area after a match between Silver King and La Parka. As the camera fades in we see David Flair standing by with Pamela Paulshock. Flair's wearing a "Saturday Night" t-shirt and his ring gear. His arms are crossed as the scene first fades in, but he soon adjusts to rubbing his hands together as Pamela begins to talk.


::Pamela Paulshock:: "Ladies and gentlemen I'm standing by with David Flair, who will be heading into the second round of the tournament tonight for the television title. David, how does it feel to advance in the tournament?"


::David Flair:: "Whooo, Pamela! How sweet it is! Tonight, Brock Lesnar. Next week the world! Matt Capotelli is a good kid. He was just out wrestled last week. Unfortunate for him, but fortunate for me. I'm one step closer to having that twenty pounds of gold around my waist."


David grins as he puts his hands on his hips.


::Pamela Paulshock:: "And tonight you face off against Brock Lesnar in a one on one bout. Are you at all intimidated by Lesnar's background? And what do you think about how the tournament has broken down?"


::David Flair:: "Well, Pamela, Brock Lesnar is a big boy. He broke into the scene with a ferociousness like noone had ever seen. He has a great background in amateur wrestling, football, and mixed martial arts. Alot of peolpe would say Brock Lesnar is the new total package of professional wrestling. But, if there's one thing that's been proven time and time again in this business it's the fact that a muscle bound monster doesn't always come out on top.

The difference between myself and Brock is like comparing a Ferrari to a dump truck. Brock's big and if he hits you, you're going to know it when you wake up the next day. But when I started out in this sport, I was like the slab of material they used to fabricate the finest cars from. Just like a ferrari, I've been molded by the best technicians this sport has ever known.

Brock might have his backgrounds, but I'm a Flair. Wrestling is in my blood. And you better believe I'll give it over one hundred percent out there tonight. Brock Lesnar will have to kill me in that ring tonight to walk out the winner Pamela.

And as far as the rest of the tournament's going. It would appear that myself or Brock would have lucked out. Two byes. On Block B, instead of letting the other matches play out, they've decided to have a fatal four way to see who advances to the finals. It could be Balls Mahoney, Ted Dibiase, Teddy Hart, or Howie Banks. And to be quite honest Pamela, it doesn't matter to me which it is. The only thing that matter is that I'm going to be there.

And that means tonight, I give Brock Lesnar a lesson he'll never forget. Diamonds are forever, and so is David Flair."


::Pamela Paulshock:: "Fans, there you have it. Larry, Mike, back to you!"

[brocklesnar]

-Start Forward- Last week, "The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar proved all the nay-sayers, including Devon Storm, wrong when he pinned Storm for the three-count after an F-Five to not only be signed but to advance to round two of the Television title tournament. Tonight, he faces the son of legendary Ric Flair, David Flair. Will it be float or drown for "The Next Big Thing"? -End Forward-

*But just as Pamela says those words, out of nowhere comes none other than "The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar, who's now right in front of the face of David Flair! With a look of intensity on his face, Brock stares Flair down and Flair just puts a thingyy grin up on his face and walks off, leaving Pamela Paulshock and Brock alone.*

"Sweet Pamela" || Pamela Paulshock ||
"Wow. That was unexpected, ladies and gentlemen, but, Brock, because you're here, may I have a few quick words from you?"

*For a few quick moments, Brock stares at Pamela as if they were the only two people on the face of the Earth.*

"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"................................................................................................................................................................................................................ Sure."

"Sweet Pamela" || Pamela Paulshock ||
"First and foremost, I'd like to know - why have you decided to come out here after I had just finished interviewing your opponent tonight, David Flair?"

"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"Well, you see, the answer to that question is very simple, Pamela, and it's simply because 'The Next Big Thing' Brock Lesnar does what he wants, WHEN he wants, and I felt like coming out here right now. End of story. Next question."

"Sweet Pamela" || Pamela Paulshock ||
"Um... you seem a little angry. Are you and if you are, then why?"

"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"No. I have no reason to be. I'm just focused on my match tonight with David Flair. That's all. Other than that, I'm the normal, average, every-day 'Next Big Thing' Brock Lesnar."

"Sweet Pamela" || Pamela Paulshock ||
"Oh. Are you nervous then?"

"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"Nope. Not at all. Like I said before - I'm the best in this business, I'm the best at what I do, so I have no reason to be scared of anything. I'm focused anyway, though, because, um... well, because I like hurting people, especially the thingyy ones, and it's a proven fact that 'The Next Big Thing' Brock Lesnar hurts people best when he's focusing on his upcoming match, taking place later on in the same night."

"Sweet Pamela" || Pamela Paulshock ||
"So, you're pretty confident?"

"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"Confident about what? Oh, about winning my match tonight against David Flair and advancing to the finals for the Television title at The Great American Bash? Absolutely. Tonight, David Flair, you're going to get hit with the F-Five, and the worst part about that is, you will get hit by it, but once you do, you won't know WHAT hit you!"

"Sweet Pamela" || Pamela Paulshock ||
"Alright, Brock. That's all for now. Thanks."

"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"It was my pleasure, Pamela. No problem. Oh, and you know how I said that I do whatever I want, whenever I want?"

"Sweet Pamela" || Pamela Paulshock ||
"Yes?"

"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"Well, right now, I feel like heading out to the ring, so guess what? It's showtime! Ha ha."

*Brock shoves Pamela out of the way and walks off as the scene in the back fades to black and in just a few seconds, "Last Resort" by Papa Roach starts playing over the public announce system and the crowd goes absolutely wild!*

"The Voice of Saturday Night" || Larry Zbysko ||
"Indeed it is... 'The Next Big Thing' Brock Lesnar is about to come out right now, folks, so you better tighten your seat buckles and hold onto your hats!"

"The Professor"|| Mike Tenay ||
"Hold onto your hats is right! This man is a former NCAA Heavyweight champion in wrestling and like said over and over again, has a great background not only in wrestling but also in football and mixed martial arts, and folks, here he comes right now!"

*By the time Mike Tenay finishes saying those setences, Brock Lesnar is already walking down the ramp, jumping up and down as well. He then jumps right onto the ring apron as the pyros shoot out from way behind at the start of the ramp. Lesnar enters the ring through the ropes, jumps up and down some more, and is then handed a microphone after a welcome message from WCW ring announcer David Penzer, who then exits the ring and takes a seat by the timekeeper as Lesnar raises the microphone up to speaking level and waits for his music, along with the crowd's cheers, to fade out, but the only thing that fades out is his entrance music and entrance video as the crowd keeps cheering out loud for "The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar, some fans even starting chants of "Brock" that soon begin spreading throughout the whole sold-out arena.*

"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"Thank you. I want to thank everybody for coming, for coming to see me kick David Flair's ass... I really appreciate it! Thank you very much... thank you all, but you see, I'm not here to thank you. What I'm here to talk about is my match tonight. I'm here to talk about my match against David Flair, and yes, I am aware that he has a two-and-o little undefeated winning streak going on, but believe me, folks, that's not going to be the case tonight, as I will deliver David Flair his first loss here in WCW Worldwide Saturday Night!"

*Suddenly, the crowd's cheers and "Brock" chants get even louder as Brock just smiles and waits for the crowd to quiet down... well, just a little bit anyway.*

"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"Once again, thank you all for your support tonight. I appreciate it. Really, but, um... where was I? Oh, yeah. Flair, after tonight, we'll both have something in common - we'll both own a victory over Devon Storm, which we both already have, and we'll have our first two matches won. However, one thing we will NOT have in common is that after tonight, I am going to remain UNDEFEATED and you'll have a record made of two wins and one loss, I guaran-dámn-tee it!"

*Brock takes a short pause and allows the fans to eat up every single little thing that he said tonight and then continues to speak.*

"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"Speaking of win/loss records, David Flair, son of the legendary Richard Morgan Fliehr, clearly stated that in order for me to beat him tonight, I'll have to kill him. Well, Dave, if that's the case, then I'll do it. Believe me, I will. I'll do whatever it takes to be the WCW World Television champion and after my match at Slamboree, you'll see me being just that, when I'll have my hand raised in victory with the title around my waist! I will stop at nothing until I make that image come true, Dave, and the way I see it, Flair - tonight, you're nothing more than a stepping stone in my path on becoming the next WCW World Television champion!"

*The crowd cheers out loud once more as "Last Resort" by Papa Roach hits again and Lesnar rolls out of the ring. He talks with some fans in the front row, hands them some high-fives, and heads to the back, where he is then showing walking down the isle. Once he finds the door with a tag that has the clearly printed letters that read "BROCK LESNAR", he stops, enters, shuts the door behind him closed, and takes a seat on the bench. He pulls out a water bottle from his gym bag and takes a sip. He puts the lid back on and places the bottle beside him, looking at the camera.*

"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"And now, I feel like delivering a personal message to my opponent for tonight, David Flair, so, David, I know you're watching and that's why I want you to pay attention and pay it very closely!... Tonight, Flair, you're going to..."

*Before Brock could finish the sentence, the door goes wide open and in steps none other than...*

"WCW Interviewer" || Scott Hudson ||
"Brock, can I..."

*Brock stands up immediately and starts yelling at the poor man.*

"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"NO! GO THE HELL AWAY! AND NEVER BUST IN MY ROOM LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN!"

*Brock lifts the water bottle as Hudson gets out and shuts the door behind him. Brock throws the water bottle at the door and back down sits down.*

"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"d**n interviewers... they're everywhere nowadays. Well, anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah. Tonight, David Flair, you're going to be crawling out of the arena, you'll be bowing down at my feet, and that my friends, was a message from 'The Next Big Thing' Brock Lesnar!"

*Lesnar laughs sadistically, as the scene fades to a commercial break.*