Post by Big Balls! on Jun 11, 2007 21:42:38 GMT -5
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(((The scene opens up to tonight’s edition of WCW Saturday Night! We are geared up for a big night here on Saturday night. For the first time we will have a huge sixteen man Tournament! That very tournament will lead up to crowning our first ever Television World Champion at the June Pay per view! As the night continues on we are taken backstage. While doing so we are taken in to a back room….a forgotten room….most likely just an empty and old storage room that no one cares to use anymore… As the camera begins to get a closer look all we can see is the form of a man sitting in the corner of this very room as if he is shaking back and forth a little bit…. But then after a few moments we begin to hear a voice, obviously coming from this very man!)))
“FEAR, Some men have it…Some say they do…some say they don’t. Some may be telling the truth but most are just living in there fear. I sit here in the dark…all alone….Most men are to scared to go out at night alone. Most normal or ordinary men live there fears. I am no normal man. Each day I live by my rules. Other men, they live by the rules given upon them. Sometimes I wonder…Is it worth it? What is left of this world for a man like myself. Is it really worth it, living? Is living worth all the hassle? When you fear no man…when you fear nothing…It may be. But what is life with out fear? Life with out fear is what I have….and that is Curiosity and success.
Most men are lucky enough to enter World championship wrestling long enough to get a lick of television time! Some may ask if it was worth their time, or if they will ever get anywhere in the business of Wrestling. Then again some may go as far as myself and make it all the way up to the biggest show of the year, Starrcade and fight for the World Heavyweight Championship. Where they then get screwed out of there shot….Then in the end is it all worth it? They say you shall do on to others as you would wish them to do on to you. Except I do on to others as they deserve. You get in that ring with me, and you fall. You fall as far enough down as possible…You will fall down as far as it takes for me to pull myself up to a certain point. I am not kid that grew up in New York or even California just wishing I would some day be as big as….Hollywood Hogan, Pipper, Ric Flair, or even Dusty Rhodes. I didn’t have to wish, because I did it…..May not have as many championship reigns but since coming in to World championship wrestling over ten months ago I have done things that many men have never been able to do…or will EVER able to do in there entire wrestling careers.
Tonight is the beginning of something big here in WCW Saturday night…It’s the start of the Tournament that will eventually crown the World television Champion! Not only that. But it will be the night where the beginning of a era continues….The era of BALLS! BALLS MAHONEY!!!”
(((Now, about now we can see that it is balls Mahoney. Along with the fact that he is his normal Steal chair with a few layers of Barbed wire wrapped around it.)))
“Its been over three months since I have been in WCW. That really is not going to effect tonight though because I was sucsussful on Monday night raw and I will defiantly do just that here on WCW Saturday Night. For starters I face of against a man….a man that goes by the name of Tyler Black. Who is this? No one knows and most importantly no one really cares! What can he do? What does he look like? Same thing…NO one really cares. There may be a few freaks out there that will cheer for him. But most likely he is probably just another one of the new kids on the block getting ready to try his best to climb up the ranks here in wcw. But only to fail thanks to someone much more talented than him! Fear. Does he fear any man? Of course he does. Because if not then tonight he will be in for a wild ride. If he fears anything it better be balls Mahoney! But..balls….balls fears no man! Tonight tyler you will not be facing some kid that is barley out of high school looking to make a name for himself! You are facing a man that basically made EXTREME Wrestling! Could you of ever done that tyler? I don’t think so. Because you…kid…You would never know how to even do just that.
But tonight I will personally make sure that you leave here tonight realizing a few things. First off tyler, ask your self if you know what you are getting in to? Can you do it? Well, of course you are going to tell yourself and the rest of anyone that will listen that you THINK you can defeat balls Mahoney. I hope you think that kid. Because it is only a matter of time before you see first hand why I have kept the land of extreme alive to this day. The past year we have had plenty of Extreme or hardcore style matches and most of them began because of your opponent tonight…Yours truly! Tonight tyler, will be your first and last night in the tournament for a shot at the WCW World television Championship. Because ultimately as I continue on I will become the World TV Champion! There is nothing you or any one else put in the tournament will be able to do about it!
So…as the night goes on keep asking yourself the simple questions. Is it all going to be worth it? Will getting in the ring with Balls Mahoney be worth looking like a fool?! It is only a matter of time Black….I wouldn’t know because honestly I don’t care…But you may or you may not have any wrestling history. If so will any of it prepare you for such match? Honestly tyler…Nothing can prepare you for a match that you will be in tonight. You have never faced anyone like myself…Simply tyler get used to these next few words because it is all you will hear by the end of the night and that is…....
BALLS! BALLS! BALLS! BALLS TO THE WALLS!”
(((With that Mahoney continues to sit there in his little corner as the scene fades away after just hearing from those strong words from for former WCW World tag champion, Balls Mahoney!)))