Post by Teddy Hart on Jun 10, 2007 22:26:03 GMT -5
-|Following a brief commercial break, WCW Saturday Night opens up in the backstage area as we see Jeremy Borash standing there with a microphone in his hand. He's not alone though as the "King of Harts" is standing next to him. The fans see this on the screen and they give a slight boo, but nearly no cheering from the audience. Borash gets the cue to begin from behind the camera and this interview is about to begin.|-
Folks, this is Jeremy Borash and next to me is Teddy Hart who is making his in ring debut this week going against Rampage Jackson, a famed Mixed Martial Artist previously working for UFC, PRIDE, and...
-|Before Borash could continue, Teddy grabs the mic and jerks it closer to him.|-
Jeremy! I could really careless what Rampage Jackson has done though out his career. I don't care if he was UFC, PRIDE, or any of that other Mixed Martial Art bull crap! Because one thing is for certain, tonight, Rampage Jackson is going to be out of his element fighting one of the better stars in professional wrestling, "the King of Harts" Teddy Hart!
Jackson, this is wrestling, not tae-kwan-do, not karate, or any other of that foreign bull crap! This is the sport of professional wrestling, the only art of self defense that anyone would ever need! Tonight, you are going to fail like the other MMA idiots before you! You are going to be ranked with the likes of Tank Abbot, Dan Severn, and Ken Shamrock as the ultimate UFC fighter, but ultimate blower inside a wrestling ring!
We don't fight inside a cage Jackson, what do you think this is, some kind of underground street fight thing? Our rings are squared, that means that they have four sides, not the eight that you are used to.
Jackson, get used to this, I am the future of professional wrestling. Me winning the World Television Championship will guarantee me a spot on the main roster, as I will show Bischoff that I can do it. I can do it by using my pure, gifted wrestling abilities, not by using my famed last name! Rampage, I am destined to hold the WCW World Television Championship. If you ask me, that is the stepping stone to ALL other WCW titles! Be it the Southern, North American, Tag Team, or World titles, it all starts out with the Television Championship!
Rampage, this tournament was especially designed with me in mind. Because you see, no matter if I was going to show up last week or not, I was going to be here tonight to get this tournament on the road! And with the likes of Devon Storm, Brock Lesnar, Val Venis, Matt Cappotelli, and Balls Mahoney involved in this tournament, that title is practically mine already Borash!
You see Rampage, I’m not called the “King of Harts” for nothing! I am by far the best wrestler in my family since my Uncle Owen, and you see what his hard work and determination got him? It got him nowhere! But Uncle Bret, he was practically on his knees day in and day out, and he got title shots out of the wazoo! Will you see me on my knees just to get a title shot? Hell no! The only times that I’m on my knees is if I’m praying to the good Lord above, or pleasing my woman… or in some cases women! But that’s not the point! The point is this, I will be getting my shot at the Television title, and ultimately the roster of Worldwide by using my superior wrestling skills!
Rampage, you are the quintessential douche bag, relying on your past “successes” to get yourself over the competition. But the fact of the matter is this, you have no idea on how to get the job done inside the wrestling ring. What you don’t realize Rampage is that I am the best, I am the future. As a matter of fact, I am the past, present, and future of this industry, and tonight, I get to prove that by beating you in the middle of that ring for the one… two… three. We don’t have TKO’s here in WCW, we have pin fall and submission!
Rampage, if I was you, I wouldn’t let your girl watch this show, because she might get *BLEEP* and it won’t be sweat. Hell, when you get home, you just might as well kick her out of the bed, because you know that she’s thinking about Ted! I beat you at this very point in time, I have hundreds of thousands of female’s hearts beating a mile a minute, and their hands going down to inappropriate places. I have that kind of impact over the opposite sex, something that your ugly ass hasn’t been able to!
Rampage, in case you have forgotten, I am a third generation superstar! Does that mean that I'll rely on my namesake to get me out of sticky situations? No, that means that I have inherited two generations worth of greatness to make me the best there is, the best there was, and the best that will ever will be!
-|Teddy grins a little as Jeremy sends the action back to ringside. The scene fades to black.|-
Folks, this is Jeremy Borash and next to me is Teddy Hart who is making his in ring debut this week going against Rampage Jackson, a famed Mixed Martial Artist previously working for UFC, PRIDE, and...
-|Before Borash could continue, Teddy grabs the mic and jerks it closer to him.|-
Jeremy! I could really careless what Rampage Jackson has done though out his career. I don't care if he was UFC, PRIDE, or any of that other Mixed Martial Art bull crap! Because one thing is for certain, tonight, Rampage Jackson is going to be out of his element fighting one of the better stars in professional wrestling, "the King of Harts" Teddy Hart!
Jackson, this is wrestling, not tae-kwan-do, not karate, or any other of that foreign bull crap! This is the sport of professional wrestling, the only art of self defense that anyone would ever need! Tonight, you are going to fail like the other MMA idiots before you! You are going to be ranked with the likes of Tank Abbot, Dan Severn, and Ken Shamrock as the ultimate UFC fighter, but ultimate blower inside a wrestling ring!
We don't fight inside a cage Jackson, what do you think this is, some kind of underground street fight thing? Our rings are squared, that means that they have four sides, not the eight that you are used to.
Jackson, get used to this, I am the future of professional wrestling. Me winning the World Television Championship will guarantee me a spot on the main roster, as I will show Bischoff that I can do it. I can do it by using my pure, gifted wrestling abilities, not by using my famed last name! Rampage, I am destined to hold the WCW World Television Championship. If you ask me, that is the stepping stone to ALL other WCW titles! Be it the Southern, North American, Tag Team, or World titles, it all starts out with the Television Championship!
Rampage, this tournament was especially designed with me in mind. Because you see, no matter if I was going to show up last week or not, I was going to be here tonight to get this tournament on the road! And with the likes of Devon Storm, Brock Lesnar, Val Venis, Matt Cappotelli, and Balls Mahoney involved in this tournament, that title is practically mine already Borash!
You see Rampage, I’m not called the “King of Harts” for nothing! I am by far the best wrestler in my family since my Uncle Owen, and you see what his hard work and determination got him? It got him nowhere! But Uncle Bret, he was practically on his knees day in and day out, and he got title shots out of the wazoo! Will you see me on my knees just to get a title shot? Hell no! The only times that I’m on my knees is if I’m praying to the good Lord above, or pleasing my woman… or in some cases women! But that’s not the point! The point is this, I will be getting my shot at the Television title, and ultimately the roster of Worldwide by using my superior wrestling skills!
Rampage, you are the quintessential douche bag, relying on your past “successes” to get yourself over the competition. But the fact of the matter is this, you have no idea on how to get the job done inside the wrestling ring. What you don’t realize Rampage is that I am the best, I am the future. As a matter of fact, I am the past, present, and future of this industry, and tonight, I get to prove that by beating you in the middle of that ring for the one… two… three. We don’t have TKO’s here in WCW, we have pin fall and submission!
Rampage, if I was you, I wouldn’t let your girl watch this show, because she might get *BLEEP* and it won’t be sweat. Hell, when you get home, you just might as well kick her out of the bed, because you know that she’s thinking about Ted! I beat you at this very point in time, I have hundreds of thousands of female’s hearts beating a mile a minute, and their hands going down to inappropriate places. I have that kind of impact over the opposite sex, something that your ugly ass hasn’t been able to!
Rampage, in case you have forgotten, I am a third generation superstar! Does that mean that I'll rely on my namesake to get me out of sticky situations? No, that means that I have inherited two generations worth of greatness to make me the best there is, the best there was, and the best that will ever will be!
-|Teddy grins a little as Jeremy sends the action back to ringside. The scene fades to black.|-