Post by brocklesnar on Jun 9, 2007 10:15:32 GMT -5
-Start Forward- Last week on WCW Saturday Night, an impatient 6-foot-2, 260-pound monster by the name of Brock Lesnar interrupted Devon Storm's in-ring promo, demanding to be signed by the owner of WCW, Eric Bischoff, but instead, out came Bischoff's vice president of talent relations, James J. Dillon, stating that Brock Lesnar will be signed on WCW Saturday Night IF he beats the person that Dillon will assign to face "The Next Big Thing". This week, he faces Storm in the first-ever Television Title Tournament match. Will "The Next Big Thing" win and be signed, or flunk and be denied? Find out by tuning into WCW Saturday Night! -End Forward-
*The scene opens in the arena, where the bored-to-death crowd is waiting for something exciting to finally happen, just when "Last Resort" by Papa Roach starts playing over the public announce system and the crowd is actually cheering... no, they're going absolutely BALLISTIC as "The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar makes his entry through the curtains, immediately walking on the ramp until he is right in front of the ring, jumping up and down. Lesnar then jumps right onto the apron, grabbing the ropes as the pyro shoots out from way behind.*
"The Professor" || Mike Tenay ||
"WHOA!"
"The Voice of Saturday Night" || Larry Zbysko ||
"Now, that's a big pyro, folks... the biggest one in the HISTORY of WCW Saturday Night!"
"The Professor" || Mike Tenay ||
"I'm sure it is... and it's for a very big man none the less".
"The Voice of Saturday Night" || Larry Zbysko ||
"Folks, I'm warnin' ya... stay out of the way of Brock Lesnar!"
*Brock Lesnar enters the ring as he receives a welcome message from WCW ring announcer David Penzer, who hands the big man the microphone, exits the ring, and takes a seat by the timekeepr as Lesnar raises the microphone up to speaking level, waiting for his music to fade out and the crowd to quiet down.*
"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"Last week... ah, hell, you all know what happened... or you should anyway, but just in case some of you don't know what happened last week, let me give you all a little reminder... roll the footage!"
*The footage of last week's appearance of Brock Lesnar and James J. Dillon on WCW Saturday Night rolls and stops once it's finished, as Lesnar continues to speak.*
"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"Yeah, that's what happened last week. Can you believe it? I mean, ME, "The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar being told that IF I win this week in my match against Devon Storm, I'm going to get signed?"
*Brock does a sinister laugh for a moment and continues to speak after he finishes doing so.*
"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"You have GOT to be kidding me! IF I beat Devon Storm!? Ha ha ha! That's like saying if I beat some twelve-year-old kid in an arm wrestling match... seriously. Beating some guy more than two years older than me, smaller than me? Is that all I have to do in order to get signed? Gladly. Hell, I'll win the whole tourney and I will become your WCW Television champion, easily, without even breaking a sweat, and tonight, Devon Storm is just an obstacle, nothing more than a bump on the road, a monkey wrench in my path on becoming the champ, and all I have to do is kick him and a few others aside in order to become the champ, and that's exactly what I'll do... after I demolish every single human being that gets in my way, including poor little Devon Storm! Because, you see, I see this as a perfect opportunity, a chance to prove myself in the big leagues, and I'm not blowing the big one... I'll take every advantage of this opportunity and I will stop at nothing until I become your next WCW Television champion! So, Storm, you better get ready... you better get ready to get your ass beat like never before and you better get ready to feel the F-Five and your second straight loss in two weeks because you ain't winning this one, I can guaran-dámn-tee you that! Devon Storm... your ass... is MINE!"
*The crowd cheers out loud as Lesnar throws the microphone into the crowd and his theme hits once again as the scene fades to a commercial break.*
OOC (Out of Character): TBC by NO ONE!
*The scene opens in the arena, where the bored-to-death crowd is waiting for something exciting to finally happen, just when "Last Resort" by Papa Roach starts playing over the public announce system and the crowd is actually cheering... no, they're going absolutely BALLISTIC as "The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar makes his entry through the curtains, immediately walking on the ramp until he is right in front of the ring, jumping up and down. Lesnar then jumps right onto the apron, grabbing the ropes as the pyro shoots out from way behind.*
"The Professor" || Mike Tenay ||
"WHOA!"
"The Voice of Saturday Night" || Larry Zbysko ||
"Now, that's a big pyro, folks... the biggest one in the HISTORY of WCW Saturday Night!"
"The Professor" || Mike Tenay ||
"I'm sure it is... and it's for a very big man none the less".
"The Voice of Saturday Night" || Larry Zbysko ||
"Folks, I'm warnin' ya... stay out of the way of Brock Lesnar!"
*Brock Lesnar enters the ring as he receives a welcome message from WCW ring announcer David Penzer, who hands the big man the microphone, exits the ring, and takes a seat by the timekeepr as Lesnar raises the microphone up to speaking level, waiting for his music to fade out and the crowd to quiet down.*
"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"Last week... ah, hell, you all know what happened... or you should anyway, but just in case some of you don't know what happened last week, let me give you all a little reminder... roll the footage!"
*The footage of last week's appearance of Brock Lesnar and James J. Dillon on WCW Saturday Night rolls and stops once it's finished, as Lesnar continues to speak.*
"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"Yeah, that's what happened last week. Can you believe it? I mean, ME, "The Next Big Thing" Brock Lesnar being told that IF I win this week in my match against Devon Storm, I'm going to get signed?"
*Brock does a sinister laugh for a moment and continues to speak after he finishes doing so.*
"TNBT" || Brock Lesnar ||
"You have GOT to be kidding me! IF I beat Devon Storm!? Ha ha ha! That's like saying if I beat some twelve-year-old kid in an arm wrestling match... seriously. Beating some guy more than two years older than me, smaller than me? Is that all I have to do in order to get signed? Gladly. Hell, I'll win the whole tourney and I will become your WCW Television champion, easily, without even breaking a sweat, and tonight, Devon Storm is just an obstacle, nothing more than a bump on the road, a monkey wrench in my path on becoming the champ, and all I have to do is kick him and a few others aside in order to become the champ, and that's exactly what I'll do... after I demolish every single human being that gets in my way, including poor little Devon Storm! Because, you see, I see this as a perfect opportunity, a chance to prove myself in the big leagues, and I'm not blowing the big one... I'll take every advantage of this opportunity and I will stop at nothing until I become your next WCW Television champion! So, Storm, you better get ready... you better get ready to get your ass beat like never before and you better get ready to feel the F-Five and your second straight loss in two weeks because you ain't winning this one, I can guaran-dámn-tee you that! Devon Storm... your ass... is MINE!"
*The crowd cheers out loud as Lesnar throws the microphone into the crowd and his theme hits once again as the scene fades to a commercial break.*
OOC (Out of Character): TBC by NO ONE!